when life brings u down to your knees give life a blowjob and then get back up and spit the cum in life’s face and then skip away like the princess you are
This is the best advice I’ve ever gotten
What great advice from a blog named anus
if anyone ever calls you a slut just say ‘and yet i still won’t fuck you’ and then blow them a kiss as you saunter away because that’s the closest they’re ever gonna get to your magnificence, o smaug, chiefest and greatest of calamaties
Tati-Ana Mercedes (via quentynmartell)
Confidence is being able to say ‘Fuck you, I’m the shit’ without opening your mouth, say it with your walk, with your smile, say it with your entire being.